Platform: Steam
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Price I Paid: Free!
Ugh, another one of "these games". You know the ones, they play some shitty dubstep while you play through a cheaply and poorly made game with Minecraft graphics. Oh, and it's a zombie game. We're off to a great start aren't we? It's also...interesting to see that whenever there's a sale on this game, it can be purchased for around four to seven pence, which is absurd.
Graphically wise, it's poor. Very poor. Little to no effort on that part, but that shouldn't matter as long as the gameplay is good...It is not. Very poor gameplay as well, enemies will just walk in a straight line one at a time, one behind the other for you to beat to death with a silver stick wand thing or a poorly drawn gun. There's two types of enemies, small zombie things and bigger zombie things.
Now, I'd like to present to you, how the game combats it's poor level design.
Yeah, that's how you get around poor level design. mock the player for doing a logical step towards killing an enemy. Bear in mind this fact: Those enemies are pretty tough to kill and that's a very, very, small platform. 1500 times 3 is 4500. 4500 Health, 100 damage done by the gun each time, yeah, mmhm, yeah.
My GCSE in statistics concludes that this is utter bullshit. Yeah, that's the graphics of the game as well.
I'd also like to point out the music, a constant loop of dubstep that not even Skrillex is bad enough to make. Sounds like a tin can being eaten by a penguin, good God it's awful. You can't turn the music off either, if there is then I couldn't find the option for it. This game could've been good if it wasn't so shit.
Dead Bits gets a 0/10
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