Well, that was fun, wasn't it? Not to leech off of the success of the first TMI scandal mibob but I've been asked to do the 100 questions TMI. I am going to kill that person, you've been warned. Pack up your stuff and leave.
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Oh God. Closed, I don't want my clothes to get out of my closet and dress me while I sleep, the humanity!
2. Do you take shampoos and conditioner bottles from the hotels?
Yes. I empty them out and take the bottle home for my collection. I go to each individual hotel, book a room, empty out their supply of Loreal shampoo and leave. Why? Because I'm worth it. Internet: 0 Me: 2
3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Out, if they're tucked in I can't wrap myself in my cocoon of hatred.
4. Have you stolen a street sign before?
No, I once suspected a friend of stealing a street sign. I mean, when I went over to their house all the signs were there. Please never let me make jokes.
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
No, they're always yellow. Yellow is an awful colour.
6. Do you cut out coupons and never use them?
I've never actually seen a cut out coupon for years, only coupons I have are for Subway and they're never used because they're still ridiculous prices.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
No not the Bees! They'd be in my eyes, MY EYES!
8. Do you have freckles?
Yes
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
I don't think I've ever smiled before.
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
I don't like things being out of order or place. For example, I'll only use one pen at a time until that one runs out. I have my games in alphabetical order which is a pain because I have many. I also like to keep the place sort of tidy, I'm fine with my own mess sometimes but if it's someone else's mess then I throw it at them and shout "PICK IT UP"
11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Yes, I got to 12 steps this year.
12. Have you ever peed in the woods?
I don't even think I've been to the woods before.
13. Have you ever pooped in the woods?
No, I don't feed bears.
14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
Sometimes yes, I play music in my head because I can remember the song and I sometimes tap my foot or breakdance to the beat.
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
I'm not a heartless monster so no.
16. What's your favourite video game?
Huh, a question I don't mind. It's almost as if I replaced this question with a question that wouldn't make sense. Metal Slug 3 is the greatest game ever and if anyone says otherwise then I WILL respect your opinion and move on.
17. What size is your bed?
Single, just like me.
That is such a bad joke I don't even
18. What is your song of the week?
I'm No Superman - Lazlo Bane
19. Is it OK to wear pink?
Yes.
20. Do you still watch cartoons? Who doesn't? Apart from people with no life obviously. I don't watch as much cartoons because I can't find the patience for cartoons. Only ones I watch is Amazing World of Gumball, Regular Show and Adventure Time. Come on grab your friends? Nope, I'm good.
21. What is your least favourite movie?
I'm going to have to narrow this down to movies I actually own otherwise I'd list nearly every single movie there is. I'm going to have to say it's probably Transformers. The first one, not because it was bad, I mean, it's horrendous, but because of how disappointing it was.
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Nice try FBI
23. What do you drink with dinner?
Milk or Coke. It depends on the situation. If we have Coke then I will have Coke. If we don't have Coke I'll have Milk.
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
My mouth
25. What is your favourite food?
I'VE DONE THIS QUESTION BEFORE.
26. What movies could you watch over and over but still love?
There are four movies I will continuously watch all of the time, Hot Fuzz, Ratatouille, Robots and Toy Story.
27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Non-existant
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
No, why would I want to be? I can simulate the outdoors on Skyrim. If I want to climb I'll play Mirrors Edge, if I want to survive a zombie horde I'll play DayZ thank you very much.
29. What game have you played that got your hopes up and turned out be just OK?
Another question I've changed because I don't drive a car, Destiny was the most disappointing for me. I had it recommended to me by numerous people but when I finally played it, it was very meh. It was OK, average. I probably wont finish it.
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
The 1950's called, they want their questions back.
31. Can you change the oil in a car?
No, I'd end up destroying the car.
32. Worst game you've ever played?
Modern Warfare 2. It was OK, single player was fine, Spec Ops was something new but the multiplayer, which is what I played after I had finished a mediocre spectacle of cutscene explosions and Ghost being shot and killed. Whoops, let that spoiler slip didn't I? The multiplayer was awful. It was a mess of a game and it still is, World at War is the best game in the series and always has been.
33. Favourite Games Console?
The GameCube. I grew up with one and still have the GameCube from my childhood with most of the games. I honestly wish I'd taken a bit more care of the games though, a couple of them have stickers on the manuals.
34. What's your favourite sandwich?
I created my own sandwich before actually and it's quite nice. Brown bread, Butter. 4 Slices of Cucumber. 4 Slices of Egg, Brown bread.
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Ice cream sandwiches with treacle all over it.
36. What is your usual bedtime?
I'm not six fool.
37. Are you lazy?
Ehh, I'll answer this question later.
38. What did you dress up as for Halloween?
Nothing, I never went trick or treating or anything like that, Halloween isn't a real holiday.
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Potato.
40. How many languages can you speak?
3. English, French and Geordie
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No. I used to be subscribed to the Doctor Who trading card magazine but that went the way of the dodo/
42. Which are better? Lego's or Lincoln Logs.
Lego. I haven't got a clue why I would want to build with Abraham Lincoln Logs.
43. Are you stubborn?
Yes.
44. Who is better? Leno or Letterman.
I haven't got a clue who either of these people or shows are. Oh, Jay Leno or David Letterman. Neither, I don't like either because I don't watch nor will I ever watch their shows.
45. Ever watch soap operas?
No.
46. Are you afraid of heights?
I am very scared of heights. I don't like them.
47. Do you sing in the car?
Nope
48. Do you sing in the show?
No, I don't have a shower. Baths are the way forward!
49. Do you dance in the car?
I'm sorry what? That's impossible,
50. Ever used a gun?
Yes, Call of Duty, Halo, Battlefield, Rage, you get the point.
51. Last time you got your portrait taken by a photographer?
Last year, or the year before. I don't keep a track of these things.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
No, I don't often find that musicals are covered in Blue Cheddar or Baby Bells.
53. Is Christmas stressful?
No, it's a time we celebrate our Lord and saviours birthday, you may worship me in anyway you want, preferably by giving me stuff.
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
I haven't got a clue what that is, it isn't a real word.
55. Favourite type of fruit pie?
None, fruit and pie should not be mixed together. The only pies I like are corned beef and American.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid.
Comedian, Astronaut, Actor, Comic Book Designer, Gamer
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes, but they aren't real.
58. Ever had a De-Ja-Vu feeling?
Of course! Isn't that the achievement on Halo 3: ODST?
59. Do you take a vitamin daily?
Nope. I'm not 86 yet.
60. Do you wear slippers?
Yes
61. Do you wear a bath robe?
What is this? Some sort of democracy? Nope.
62. What was your first concert?
Toy Story on ice
64. ASDA, Morrisons or Tesco?
ASDA, I have to stay brand loyal.
65. Nike or Adidas
Jaffa Cakes
66. Dorito's or Pringles?
Pringles, The best flavour are the smoky bacon ones
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
I'm not an animal of the wild, I'll take a bag of crisps
68. Ever heard of the group Tres Bien?
Nope, glad I haven't too
69. Ever take dance lessons?
No, my moves come naturally
70. Is there a profession you can see your future spouse doing?
No, because it's all about me. Not them. Me. ME.
71. Can you curl your tongue?
Yes, congratulations to me,
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
B-E-E. Did I win?
73. Have you ever cried because of being so happy?
Happiness is for people with souls, so no.
74. Own any record albums?
Nope,
75. Own a record player?
Nope.
76. Do you regularly burn incense?
Yes, I want to smell like a princess.
77. Ever been in love?
Apart from with myself, no.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
i Monster or ELO
79. What was the last concert you saw?
Toy Story on ice
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot tea. What type of animal drinks cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
Tea, coffee tastes like floor.
82. Digestives or Bourbons?
Hmm, interesting. I keep alternating between the two, Bourbons are pure chocolate, but are less strong when it comes to dipping it into tea. Digestives have a chocolate top, which allows you to hold the bottom to get rid of any chocolate fingers. Digestives are better.
83. Can you swim well?
I swim like a cat
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
I-what? Yes, I suppose.
85. Are you patient?
No, I'm a doctor.
86. DJ or band at wedding?
I'd like a band, maybe a DJ.
87. Ever won a contest?
I've won quite a few game raffles. Technically a contest.
88. Have you ever had plastic surgery?
Nope.
89. Which are better: Black or Green olives?
How about invisible olives, they're disgusting.
90. Can you knit?
Nope.
91. Best room for a fireplace?
The torture room, keeps the prisoners nice and toasty.
92. Do you want to get married?
Not right now, but I hope so. If not then I could have my own house, more room for games and so on.
93. Worst TV show that you've watched?
My Little Pony. I watched ten seconds of and nearly died.
94. Who's your favourite author?
Charlie Higson
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Yes, I'm seven so I do this all the time.
96, Do you have kids?
No
97. Do you want kids?
I'll only have one, how much are they?
98. What is your favourite hobby
Gaming
99. Favourite animated film?
Ratatouille or Toy Story
100. Who should do these questions next?
Nobody, good God, The only reason I did this again in the span of about twelve hours is because a friend wanted me to do it. I personally hope that this friend dies in a pit of fire while snakes eat their arms.
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